Some socialist nerd was desperate enough for content that he had fake, unqualified Ag Commissioner candidate Comrade Clayton Tucker on for a chat. Clayton took the opportunity to repeat some of his favorite whoppers.
He begins with his favorite fairy tale about how a 9-year-old Clayton and his “pawpaw” used to run around fighting fires on their neighbors’ property. He then segues awkwardly into some “help thy neighbor” preaching.
Of course, this story can never be confirmed, which is why he tells it.
All I know is his “help thy neighbor” credo has been nowhere to be found since then, because Comrade Clayton gives ZERO dollars to local charities. I have NEVER seen “RX Ranch” on ANY list of sponsors for ANY charity event in this town in the 14 years I’d lived here.
He also lied about trying to pay off school lunch debt.
Some neighbor!!
Then he tells my other favorite lie that his family was dirt poor and had to shoot squirrels to survive in the winter. LOL. That is a monumental pile of bullshit, of course.
But the BIGGEST whopper of all is at the 4:20 mark. That’s where he tells his favorite myth about coming back from China to “help the family farm” in 2016. Not only is that clearly bullshit from his social media timelines from that period, but it ALSO contradicts Comrade Clayton’s OWN STATEMENTS on the cover flap of his shitty book!
There was no “family farm.” It was just grandpa’s property with a few animals wandering around. I’m guessing mom asked him to go over there once in a while to help mow and shit in return for her letting Clayton live in her house for the rest of his life.
In the spring of 2021, when he ran for Lampasas City Council, he was still wearing his normal trust-fund dork baseball cap (and a mask outside, like a pussy) because the “ranch” mythology hadn’t been concocted by him yet. That’s ALSO why he put “political organizer” on his candidacy form instead of “rancher” or “farmer.”
So, yeah. There was no family farm or ranch back then. Clayton Tucker was just an aimless, stay-at-home son wandering around in Bernie Sanders gear and a baseball cap – palling around with other commie deadbeat losers like Kristi Lara.
Far from being a “rancher” and “coming home to save the ranch,” all he did was yammer nonstop about socialized medicine and other Bernie Sanders nonsense. Not a WORD about ranching or “Big Ag.” Here is a blurb from his failed 2020 campaign against Dawn Buckingham:
Here is another blurb from his failed campaign for House District 54 – nothing about Big Ag or ranching. Just ‘free shit’:
Lies, lies and more lies! That’s all this grifter knows.