Well, the worst-kept secret ever (one I figured out a year ago) is now apparently out of the bag:
Classic. The news gets out by accident when some old shitlib who looks like this…..
…inadvertently blabs it on his crappy BlueSky account. Too perfect. That sums up how the entire “campaign” will go for Comrade Clayton, too: a disaster wrapped up in a giant clusterfuck.
I was all over this move like Clayton is all over Beto O’Rourke’s cock:
More Evidence Socialist Fake Rancher Will Be Running For Ag Commissioner In 2025/2026
THIS is what I have been waiting for. THIS is why I have documented all his lies and bullshit and socialist nonsense for the last five years. So I can ruin Clayton’s run for statewide office and help hand him his FOURTH straight defeat. I cannot WAIT to hand over this treasure trove of Clayton’s lies to his opponent.
I do have to wonder why Comrade Clayton hasn’t just admitted it himself yet. Granted, he cannot formally file until November of this year, I think. Maybe he doesn’t want a bunch of more-qualified shitlibs to run against him in the primary. It also explains why he is following Ken Doll Scudder all around with his tongue up his ass. Ken Doll (who is state chair) will likely clear the field for Clayton as payback for making all those finger sandwiches and licking his balls out in the parking lot after the recent “speeches” they have been making together.
I shouldn’t get too excited, though. Comrade Clayton has a LONG history of saying he’s going to do stuff and then pussying out. Like he did after he filed to run for House District 54 in 2019. He pussied out and withdrew. I can see that happening again.
Let’s hope not, though. The thought of antagonizing him on the campaign trail for eight months is just too awesome for me to miss out on.
Oh, and PLEASE nobody go telling Susan Hays that a fake rancher who lives with his mom at age 34 is going to run for Ag Commissioner on the shitlib side. We don’t want her barging in and challenging a super-weak and retarded opponent in the primary and destroying Clayton before I get to do it. Thanks.
P.S. – Here is what I wrote 10 months ago:
Now – why is Comrade Clayton posting such weirdo shit? Why did he change his page to “Clayton Tucker for Texas”? Why is he praising a bunch of kids he doesn’t know and lying about being involved in this “victory” of the 4H Club?
I’ll tell you why. Think about the other shit he has done lately:
Formed yet another non-profit grifting scheme (with former Ag commissioner Jim Hightower).
Joined the National Farmers Union AND the Texas Farmer’s Union – and became the secretary (supposedly) of the TFU…
Running around to silly-assed shit like the Southern Family Farmers and Food System Conference…
Wasting time at SXSW posing as a rancher and lying about Texas milk having Windex in it….
I’ll tell you what I think is going on here, and I’ll bet anyone $500 I’m proven right in the next year or so:
Bumbling moron and far-left Marxist parasite Clayton Tucker IS GOING TO RUN FOR TEXAS AG COMMISSIONER IN 2026.
It all makes sense when you view it through that lens. Now that I’ve outed him (and I suggested this VERY SAME POSSIBILITY two months ago!) let’s see how long it takes for him to admit this on one of his many social media accounts.