Oh My God! Is Everyone Surviving The “Massive Heat Wave” The Fifth-Generation Fake Rancher Warned Us About???

This “massive heat wave” is so fucking brutal!

Birds falling out of the sky! Cows falling over and gasping for their last breath. Children so dehydrated and delirious, they are darting out into traffic on Key Avenue. Basically the end of the world!!!!

Oh, wait….

Look at that. The socialist is wrong AGAIN. From wind power to Tim Walz to choosing goats over cattle to telling us the world will boil in a few years – he’s got an unblemished record of failure on his predictions. What a chump.

Wrong again.