It finally hit me.
Comrade Clayton driving all over the state in his wind-up truck blabbering about “oligarchy!” is simply him being a copy-cat of his hero Bernie Sanders who is ALSO flitting all over the country yammering the exact same thing! LOL. I think HE thinks he’s like Bernie Sanders and preaching to huge crowds and shit! BAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
[It also appears he’s glomming onto Ken Doll Scudder – who is actually an engaging speaker and able to fire up a crowd. I can see why he won state chair. Comrade Clayton? Terrible speaker who just repeats tired old lines and makes up fake “facts” on the fly.]
However, there are a few big, glaring differences between the Bernie Oligarchy Tour 2025 and the Comrade Clayton Pathetic Sad Tour of 2025:
Bernie is flying around in a private jet with a big-titted donkey-face communist.
Comrade Clayton drives around in a tiny wind-up truck all by himself…
While Bernie is farting around yammering nonsense to other idiots, he’s collecting a paycheck of $175,000 per year for doing nothing.
Comrade Clayton is getting $0 for driving around in circles all over Texas. His poor 69-year-old mom is home trying to keep Comrade Clayton’s pets alive so he can maybe sell one for $100 later this year.
Bernie has millions of dollars in the bank and three houses to show for bilking moron commies like Clayton Tucker who actually go out and buy his event tickets and books that bash capitalism. LOL.
Comrade Clayton has zero houses – at least until meemaw dies and leaves him one, maybe. He still lives with his mother, so I doubt he’s hiding fat stacks of millions in the bank.
Bernie Sanders speaks in front of crowds of thousands who can afford $700 tickets to Coachella.
Comrade Clayton stands up and stutters to 13 old people in a library who are just there because they are lonely or because they are fat, purple-haired shitlib losers who nobody else will talk to – and who will vote for commies no matter what…
Bernie Sanders managed to actually marry a woman and impregnate her four times. Granted, she is fucking disgusting-looking and is also a scumbag, but Bernie is clearly dipping his wick.
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Comrade Clayton? No woman in sight…unless you count this:
Yes, it is a sad, sad little tour that Comrade Clayton finds himself on. His old lady fans aren’t even really clear on what the whole thing is about. They are still babbling about “our democracy” when the tune has been changed to “fighting oligarchy” – DUH!!
Beverly Pruitt is a very stupid old woman, clearly. Does she not know we ALREADY had an election back in November? Donald Trump was elected using a democratic process. He won the popular vote, won all the battleground states and won the electoral college. He kicked the living shit out of you. Just because you got your ass kicked doesn’t mean there was no “democracy,” you fucking half-wit.
It appears Comrade Clayton will spend the next few months pointlessly driving around Texas and giving his sputtering, nonsense-filled spiel to any old farts that will listen. Just another in a loooong line of non-income-producing, wheel-spinning activities by a socialist loser who wonders why others “have too much” and he has nothing.
AI Ned Flanders Tucker:
