Truly, Potato Head Fitzharris is a treasure to the town of Lampasas. From donating $31 to Christmas fundraisers to solving the intractable water problem to saving us all with cloth masks against a cold virus and now to busting up human trafficking rings!!
[“I suspect this will be the case here” – yeah, because your predictions are always SO spot on. LOL. Remember the “expert knowledge” you dispensed after the Boston Marathon bombing, you idiot? I do.]
Looks like one of those “Missing <45 minutes later> found” things I see all the time on FB where the kid was at his girlfriend’s house trying to get some poonanie or maybe smoking weed in a vacant lot or something.
But that doesn’t fool Detective Potato Head! No sir. She is aware of FOUR missing kids in two years! Does that count this kid who was missing for like 150 minutes? I bet it does. So call it three kids, in reality.
There are 3,677 kids at Lake Travis High School and they have 180 school days per year – or roughly 1.3 MILLION student trips from home to school every day. It’s 2.6 million if you count the trip back home every day.
And you’re saying THREE kids have “gone missing”? Mind you, these aren’t “kids” either, they are young adults with driver’s licenses and raging hormones and shit. They tend to run off and do stupid things all by themselves.
Those are actually pretty good odds. What’s that, like 850,000 to one odds of going missing?? I think the odds of dying in a car crash are WAY lower.
In fact, when I Googled “Lake Travis missing students” the search result admitted “There is not much information about a missing student at Lake Travis High School” and then there was ONE result in the list from way back in 2016. LOL. Sounds like a real epidemic!!
How do you know “two of the four were human trafficked”? Because you say so? Of course, your buddy Joe Biden threw the borders open and let in about 9 million scumbags, so ACTUALLY any “surge in human trafficking” is indirectly your fault, potato head!
Oh, and you also wanted to “defund the police” four or five years ago when you fell for the BLM hoax. So that’s strike TWO for you, dummy. Open the borders and cut the police, lol. Sounds like a real great solution for reducing human trafficking.
You mook.
FURTHERMORE, what kind of “human trafficker” would try to grab high school males, you retard? That’s like the LAST target a smart trafficker would go for because (1) no end-demand for them and (2) can fight back way better than a 10-year-old girl. It’s the same reason muggers target old ladies and girls instead of huge, hulking stallions like myself. They might be scumbags but they aren’t stupid. Targeting a 15-year-old male (or me) could easily get you a broken jaw during the struggle. Not worth it.
Potato Head probably didn’t think of that angle because her oldest son, Julian (the communist and authoritarian forced Covid masker) has the physique of a malnourished Ethiopian female.
Once again, just like during Covid and masking, Potato Head is making a mountain out of a molehill.