If you go down in the woods today,
You’re sure of a big surprise.
If you go down in the woods today,
You’d better go in disguise.
For every twat that ever there was
Will gather there for certain because
Today’s the day the socialists have their picnic.
If you are the type of superdork who gets excited about which clown will head up the Texas Democratic State Party and love to waste a Saturday rubbing elbows with OTHER envious, loser socialists who have zero chance of ever holding office in Texas, then this was the ‘party’ for you!!
It wouldn’t be a Tucker Bash without some Nazi salutes to kick things off. Clayton Tucker (manager of RX Ranch in Lampasas) is well-known for his Nazi salutes…
That was followed by a lot of crying about how shitty the Internet reception was there. Then they asked everyone to turn off their phones so as to not suck up bandwidth. LOL. No I’m not kidding.
Of course, Clayton himself selected the venue. If you wanted ultra-high-speed Internet to broadcast your shitshow, you should have picked Austin or Houston, moron! Naturally, the Republicans are to blame for this….
[JT Beebe is an IT dork who also sits on Clayton’s “Executive Committee” of socialists. He’s the kind of “hard core dude” who wears a man bun and a useless BLM mask to protect himself from a cold virus in the year 2022. LOL. Super hard core!!!]
JT hates “Nazis” like Elon Musk too. Yet he just ignores all of Comrade Clayton’s Nazi salutes.
But wait a second, dummy manbun bro! I thought BIDEN had the whole “rural internet” thing under control! Y’all had four years and $42 BILLION and you STILL fucked it up!
Also, when Comrade Clayton ran for Lampasas City council in 2021 (and got destroyed) he made all sorts of promises to “fix the internet” – which would mean he knows it’s a LOCAL City issue, not a state one….
Hmm. Weird. Maybe Comrade Clayton should run for City council in Johnson City so he can fix their shitty Internet??
I’m so confused. Internet is either a federal, state or local issue and when the democrats fuck it up, then it’s someone else’s fault. That’s all I know.
Of course, JT Beebe the IT genius could have just gotten a mobile Starlink device for this. But nobody ever accused the socialists of having any brains between them. They’ll blow $3,500 on appetizers for their little party but ZERO dollars on Internet. Classic shitlib “smarts” – kind of like Kamabla wasting a billion dollars and getting her ass kicked. LOL.
But you don’t just come here for Clayton bashing. You also come here to see the future. So here it is: after all their bloviating about ranked choice this and democracy that, after all the forums and questionaries and “will he or won’t he” when the election comes at the end of March, Clayton Tucker will endorse Kendall Scudder. I’m guessing Scudder will win.
It will be difficult for Clayton to endorse Kendall Scudder because he is a WHITE MALE but he ultimately will. You know why? Because Jim Hightower endorses Kendall Scudder and Clayton Tucker is Jim Hightower’s catamite. He does as Jim says. It’s really that simple. Of course, Comrade Clayton will make a big show of pondering this Big Issue and consult with his fellow socialists on the TPC,but in the end, it will be Kendall Scudder. Bookmark this page.
This shows what hypocrites they all are, because not only are there several women and a jew running, there is a BLACK WOMAN running! Shouldn’t she just automatically get the job? Why should a member of the patriarchy get it??
Not only is she a black female, but she is WEARING A COWBOY HAT, thus proving she understands the “rural folk” just like Comrade Clayton does with HIS fake hat!!
Comrade Clayton has a chance to endorse a FEMALE POC and he will decline to do it. Because Comrade Clayton is Jim Hightower’s bitch.
Take that to the bank.
Summary of the socialist weekend party:
Do some Nazi salutes. Complain about Internet and blame Republicans for their own fuckups. Make a big show of “democracy” and giving serious thought to the next State Party leader (even though only CLAYTON as an SDEC member can actually vote, nobody outside the SDEC may vote) and in the end, Kendall Scudder will be choosen at the end of March, the whitest most male person running. LOL.
Poor shitlibs. In complete and total disarray and wandering around in a daze after the ass beating they took in November.
