As Rents Come Back Down Again, Comrade Clayton Running Out Of Excuses For Living With Mommy At Age 34.

As everyone recalls, the entire country got “greedy” right around January of 2021 and the prices of everything skyrocketed. Rent, car insurance, gold, peanut oil, and groceries all blasted higher not because Biden printed trillions out of thin air, according to them. But it was the “greedy” corporations (and landlords, mom and pop stores, farmers, etc) who were to blame!!

Now that Trump has been elected, apparently the “greedy” landlords know better than to fuck around!

Austin Rental Market ‘Collapsing,’ Real Estate Expert Says

Even here in Lampasas there are a lot of rentals popping up suddenly! Look, there’s even one for 12% LESS than the $850 price it “should” go for according to Comrade Clayton! It’s not an apartment either, but an entire place! Think of all the idealistic young communist college boys you could lure back there, Comrade! No mom to interrupt you…

Look at that!! They even want a rancher! I’m sure a fake rancher like yourself will also suffice. You only have to sell about two goats per week to pay for it. Should be easy for a fifth-generation fake rancher like yourself, no?

So what will the new excuse be? LOL.