It’s been a few days. Let’s check in and see who is the greatest in the world and who is a joke….
Germany up to 8 golds! How cute. They are going to make me sweat my “under 10.5 golds” bet, I see. We must be to the part of the Olympics where they are doing all the joke “sports” like racewalking or synchronized swimming. The stuff we laugh at and don’t bother training athletes for. The stuff Germany might have a shot at a gold medal in.
No matter. We are still dominating all other countries…even China, which has like 1.4 billion ping pong players to choose from.
Poor Germany – way down there with the other fake countries like Canada. Is Germany even in the G7? They shouldn’t be.
Meanwhile, the old bat who loves Germany so much that she decided to live in the United States (in TEXAS, no less!) is busy licking the shriveled ball sack of Minnesota socialist Tim-pon Walz.
Oh yes! Such an “All-America guy”!
Veteran: well, it turns out that old Tim has been bragging about being in combat. He recently said: “We shouldn’t allowweapons that I used in warto be on the American streets.” The problem is, he has never actually been in combat. We Americans have a name for that, Fräulein. It’s called “stolen valor” and it’s a very big no-no.
Former teacher: he sure did a bang-up job! Minneapolis spends about $20,000 PER STUDENT. The results? Only 17% of middle-schoolers are proficient in mathematics and 27% proficient in reading. But yeah, let’s throw more money at the teachers unions!
Faculty advisor for some homo club? Don’t care.
Took money from people who earned it and handed out “free” lunches to everyone? Not his money and every state does that bullshit. I’ll bet his next step is to hand them free Nikes.
Fun fact: Minnesota is one of the few states that taxes you when you die! Yup. Also, Minnesota is right up there with NY, CA, IL and CT when it comes to soaking their citizens with taxes.