Local socialist, fifth-generation nit-wit, amateur goat breeder and Chairman of the Lampasas Democrats Clayton Tucker is ready to deal!
Holy shit!! You might make, like, a couple hundred bucks on this deal! So I guess now you can pay your employees a “living” wage – one that is “dignified” and provides free health care and retirement benefits, like you demand of every other business, right? Well, maybe if you sell about 1,200 more goats this year.
This should be pure profit, right? I mean, you never had to purchase the land or anything – plus I doubt your mom charges you rent for the upstairs bedroom.
You’d think a ranch that has been around for “five generations” might have a website by now…but you’d be wrong. Why dick around with slick websites, advertising, and that professional feel when you can post it on Facebook like a 10-year-old.
Websites take time and skill to get right. Comrade Clayton doesn’t traffic in any of that type of nonsense – even thought he himself spends half his life on social media whining about obscure injustices to the “common man” and offering socialism as a solution.
But websites also cost money – and when you live in your mom’s house, you need to pinch pennies, right Comrade?
Comrade Clayton will unfortunately be competing with REAL ranches like Lone Star Goats, right here in Lampasas! When you look at the competition, it sure doesn’t look good for Clayton.
Lone Star Goats – 3895 Farm to Market 1715, Lampasas, TX 76550
As well as a plethora of other sellers who have listings on REAL goat markets:
Livestock Market – goats for sale!
But I’m sure he will crush that feeble competition like he crushes the women’s adductor machine at the local gym a couple times a year.
Oh by the way, you’ll have to come pick up the goat yourself. Gas costs money, dude! Plus I don’t think the “fifth-generation rancher” owns a trailer or even a truck to pull it with. LOL. Just pile them in the back of that Chevy Equinox, buddy.