Oh Shit…It’s Earth Day?

They still do Earth Day? I thought it was on 4/20 and kind of morphed into Marijuana Day or something. Are they two separate hippie dippy days really close together? What’s going on here?

Anyway, according to the news, today is Earth Day. As we all know, Sandy Cortez and Clayton Tucker have told us the world is going to end in 8 or 9 years due to global warming climate change climate chaos.

Comrade Clayton even told us a few years ago there would be no more water by 2020! Holy shit!

STAGGERING!! They must be just about dead in California after that drought the last couple years. Probably nobody left and only a parched desert remains, right?

Ahhh shit! Things got better? After it was dry for a while it then got wet?? How is that even possible? You mean the world’s climate isn’t like an iPhone app where everything follows a straight line and is utterly predictable? Well, this is a shocker.

Here is the “global warming” represented in big picture form – going back 17,000 years – long before the first drop of oil was burned.

Here is a list of which people are on which side of the “global warming” argument:

In honor of Earth Day, I direct you all to Bjorn Lomborg – a terrific source of debunking climate bullshit.