Aimless Socialist Bum Drives Nine Hours Round Trip To Once Again Get Underfoot To Blabber About Water Stealing.

First Palestine. Then Waco. Now Corpus Christi.

Captain Goatwanker has jumped into his tiny Baby Seal Mobile once again, to waste an entire day driving to a city far, far away where he has zero power, zero sway and zero knowledge of what’s going on.

Quite a turnout! There are five morons sitting there listening – and FOUR are gullible, retarded shitlib females. As usual.

Wait, I thought you were running because you were mad about ultra-processed food that make you super sick 50% of the time? That’s what you said just a few weeks ago when asked point blank.

In this dummy’s tiny pea brain, a city of 350,000 is too helpless and stupid to protect themselves from the Evil Billionaires. LOL. So they need a 35-year-old bum with zero skills who lives with his mom to show up at a “rally” (five people in photo) and tell them “hey! Don’t give away all your water! That’s a bad idea!”

Truly hilarious.

The peanut gallery disagreed vehemently with Comrade Clayton’s assessment. They place a higher priority on the “infinity Indians flooding Texas” and then called him a queer. I cannot take issue with either of those points.

Frankly, I don’t care if Corpus runs out of water any more than I care if some city in India is running out of water. I don’t live there. Not my problem. I imagine the people who DO live there (Clayton Tucker is not one of them) will be strongly motivated to solve this problem and are probably smart enough not to give away their scarce resource.

They DO live on the coast and the planet is 70% water, so maybe get going on some desalinization plans? I don’t know. Not my circus, not my monkey.

P.S. – did you know there is just as much water on the planet today as there was one billion years ago?? It doesn’t disappear. It just moves around. Someone ought to tell fucknut that fact as he panics about all the water in the world vanishing into a data center.

P.P.S. – I saw this posted recently on Twitter (it’s an old one) and realize the EXACT same things can be said about our local socialist Clayton Tucker!

In fact, FIVE YEARS AGO I made a smart remark that Clayton is like AOC only shorter and more feminine. Guess I still got it.

Clayton Tucker – Like AOC Only Shorter And More Feminine