Not content to waste gas driving to non-rural, non-farming Austin for his non-rancher meals of pizza every single Wednesday until November, Comrade Clayton is now going to drive TWICE as far to the non-rural, non-farming area known as Dallas to once again NOT eat any beef or other ranch products, but more pizza.
That is like 10,542 miles of driving just to eat pizza and accomplish little else.
Funny how he can’t seem to find enough “volunteers” for a pizza party within 100 miles of mom’s house where he has sponged off of her for the last 10 years straight!
No wonder he’s such a pudgy, doughy fuck. I’m sure all those pizza ingredients are fresh off the famous pizza farms and NOT from Sysco.
You see, he wants YOU to eat shitty “fresh food” right off of the farm like kale and spinach. Meanwhile, he gets to feast on fatty, salty ultra-processed pizza, sugary Starbucks and Froot Loops.
This is the way of ALL socialist scum through history. Castro ate like a king, fucked 35,000 women and stole $500 million while the peasants starved and ate tree bark.
Clayton has the “scamming morons to live beyond his means” part down. Not much progress on the women or the high net worth, however.
Did you know that roughly EIGHTY-FIVE PERCENT of pizza places in the U.S. get their mozzarella from the SAME COMPANY, called Leprino Foods? Talk about a monopoly on ultra-processed shitcheese! And Comrade Clayton is gobbling that shit down like a college boy’s cock every single Wednesday.
Hilarious!
Tell me again, Comrade, that fable about the silver spoon and the steel wrench. It’s my favorite.
Trust Fund Tucker has a very rough life! Posting four or five times a week on Twitter and driving around eating pizza on the old ladies’ dime! Such a hard-working, salt-of-the-earth rancher fella, isn’t he?