This is an outrage.
Back around 2012 and 2013, I was able to go to Tractor Supply and see a LARGE selection of fruit trees at a reasonable price of around $18. There would be dozens of peach trees there. I planted 20 of them in one year and many more in the following few years.
(Yes, I did more to capture CO2 in the air in one year than Clayton Tucker has done in 35 years of existence, but I don’t want to be a braggart)
But NOW, I go to Tractor Supply and there were only FOUR peach trees for sale AND they are $40 each! Clearly, this is monopoly action! There is only ONE Tractor Supply and they are hoarding all the trees. It’s a monopoly! It’s an oligarchy! It’s an affront to hard-working Texans!
If you sign my gay petition (and give me money, of course!) I will BUST these evil monopolies with all the power at my disposal (which is none).
Power to the people! Down with the fruit tree oligarchy! Kumbayah!
P.S. – do you see how incredibly stupid you sound now, Comrade Clayton?