No, that’s NOT a typo. The two idiots running the “interview” actually called him Clayton Ducker. Which is fitting, seeing as how he is a ducker of all questions that are important and never backs up his outrageous fables and lies.
I’ll post some of the more hilarious lies and pearls of wisdom here for posterity’s sake. I want to be able to refer back to all this after his campaign implodes and he is found ineligible to hold the position of Ag Commissioner. If you want to be nauseated by mountains of bullshit, then go ahead and listen for yourself.
Transcript with my comments in red:
1:27 – Interviewer: “Clayton has some deep roots in ranching heritage. He’s a fifth generation Texan rancher and he’s currently managing his family’s ranch near Lampasas where you have cattle, goats, geese. What else?”
Clayton Ducker: “We have some chickens. Every year I tell myself, let’s get more chickens. And then I’m like, I’ll do it. I’ll do it next time. And then we have massive egg prices.”
[He is NOT a fifth-generation rancher. He also just admitted he was too lazy to take advantage of high egg prices and grow his chicken flock. Shocker. I brought this up long ago and asked why he didn’t produce eggs if egg prices were so high. We have our answer: plain laziness]
1:53 – Clayton: “For cows, we have also a mix. So, we have standard cows. We’re experimenting with miniature cows. Yeah. The Highlands cow. Pre-Covid you could have gotten a Highlander for like (that’s the fluffy one) for like 700 bucks. Now they’re six grand or $7,000. Uh we don’t quite have…we’re not that we’re not that level of ranch. Okay. We’re a little bit more working class.”
[You are not ANY level of ranch except “hobby ranch” – and you are CERTAINLY not ‘working class,’ as evidenced by the fact you can galivant around Texas doing nothing for seven months while you sponge off your mom for a place to live. Also, mom and dad bought SEVERAL of those Herefords last year for you, and they are well over $1,500 each. Tell me again that you aren’t a silver-spoon pussy, please]
2:38 – Interviewer: “Uh he also works with the trade justice education fund as a fair trade policy advocate. Is that that is correct?”
Clayton: “So like 80% of farmers and ranchers, I have to have an off-farm income to pay for fences and to pay for everything else as we’re really rebuilding uh the family ranch and I do that through making sure our trade policies are fair because a lot of international trade has been a giant corporate scam.”
[This is one of my favorite long-running fables of his: that he sits in a room somewhere and “makes sure our trade policies are fair” – as if the White House sends Clayton Tucker drafts of all their trade policies and asks for his input. LOL! He has NEVER explained what he does for the Trade Justice Education Fund. But I HAVE proven that it is extremely unlikely he is paid much at all for reposting 2 or 3 TJEF tweets per year. Also DAD pays for the tractors and ‘ranch’ equipment with the salary he makes from Firefly as an engineer.]
4:13 – Interviewer: “Well, you’re swimming upstream. I like what you’re saying. You want to make the rancher and farmer have more control and bring bring prices down, I’m assuming, and quality of food. But isn’t it too late now to do something like that?”
[This is one of the best piles of shit ever…brace yourselves. The interviewer is saying basically “isn’t it too hard and the job too big and the interests too entrenched for you to ever really change anything? You’re ‘swimming upstream’ – in other words, how is an inexperienced little boy who lives with mom going to change the world. LOL. Clayton’s answer is gold…]
Clayton: “It’s like the what’s the quote? The best time to plant a tree was 20 years ago, but the next best time is today. Okay. So I would say anything worthwhile in life is always swimming upstream. And it doesn’t have to be politics. I mean going to the gym, you know, getting fit, being a rancher, being a rancher, raising kids, like it’s all everything.”
[BAHAHAHAHA! Clayton has never done ANY of those things. Has NEVER raised kids and never will. Has NEVER gotten fit at the gym. Has NEVER been a real rancher. His life is a life of leisure. He ADMITS he never gets up before the sun! He lives with his mom and has been driving around spinning his wheels for SEVEN MONTHS without actually working. Tell me again how hard your life is, you deluded cunt!]
[It gets even better….]
4:57 – Clayton Tucker massive pile of bullshit: “In my mind, there are two groups of folks. There are the folks who have to work for a living and then there are folks who simply don’t. So for me like I wasn’t born with a (I made this I was talking with this um the IBW chapter and Waco yesterday. IBW that’s electrical workers) I cracked the joke that you know I wasn’t born with a platinum spoon in my mouth. I was born with a steel wrench in my hand. And those are the kind of folks that we’re here to represent. The folks who like the moment I was old enough to wear my first pair of boots, my granddaddy is like, “Okay, you can go haul hay now. Yeah, you can go feed the sheep. You can go feed the goats or the cows or whatnot.” So, there are folks who have to work to make a living. And that’s 80, 90, 95, 99% of us. And then there are folks who to be frank about it, they don’t have to do a damn thing. They’re just sitting around.”
[Excuse me while I vomit in the toilet. The boy who has spent 35 years jerking off being a “political organizer” and who has no real employment except retweeting TJEF posts twice a year is telling us he is a “working man” because he did a few normal chores in grandpa’s back yard when he was 10 years old. Holy shit. Clayton Tucker is the most SHAMELESS fucking liar on planet earth. Also, only 62.4% of the country actually works. Not “80, 90, 95, 99% you clown. And you are DEFINITELY not one of them.]
MUCH more to come. Stay tuned….