Gee, for someone who hates “kings” and blabbers about going to “No Kings!” rallies all the time, he sure has a LOT of tyrannical schemes and made-up superpowers planned for himself when he becomes Ag Commissioner (HAHAHA!)
All that “no kings!” stuff only applies to Trump when he follows well-established immigration laws and tries to remove Clayton’s low-IQ Somali grifter friends.
It apparently DOESN’T apply to 35-year-old retarded socialists who think they are going to be Ag Commissioner (HAHAHAHAHA)…
Lived abroad? Oh yeah. When you babysat Chinese toddlers for nine months and then gallivanted around jobless for another year pretending to be a “world traveler” before you returned to the U.S. and immediately became an organizer for a communist group called “Our Revolution.” I remember now…
So now he’s all up in arms about chemicals and ultra-processed shitfoods? That’s very weird, because not too long ago, he was buying Froot Loops to give to the local mission as a donation. Now WHY would Clayton Tucker deliberately and KNOWLINGLY poison those poor people with the shittiest food known to man if he’s so concerned about all the chemicals and dyes?
What an asshole! This is the kid who claims to be a “farmer who grows crops” and yet he gives NONE of them away and instead shoves shitflakes and poison into their faces. Bagged in PLASTIC BAGS, no less!! Can you be a bigger hypocrite and anus? I doubt it.
Let’s look at all the other kingly and tyrannical superpowers Clayton Tucker dreams of having. Because that’s all this is: a pipe dream. In reality, he is a small, powerless, envious little loser who craves power and will never, ever get it. Must be very frustrating for the little guy.
#1 – is going to somehow get rid of all plastic in the environment. He never says how he plans to do this, but since a HUGE portion of it comes from tires and synthetic textiles, I guess he’s going to ban tires and clothes. Good plan, comrade! Right out of the old Soviet Union playbook! Oh, and Ag Commissioner has ZERO power to do this, of course.
#2 – is going to “fight” all the “bad” data centers. He alone will decide which data centers are bad or good, apparently. No doubt by using some greentard, social-justice gorilla math he invents. Of course, this is completely outside the power of ANY Ag Commissioner, but he ignores that fact and instead blabbers cliches.
#3 – will “fight” for rural healthcare. He never explains this either but since he is a HUGE fan of socialized medicine, you can bet it involves a massive amount of government control and spending. Of course, Ag Commissioner has ZERO power of this either.
#4 – “fight monopolies and oligarchs” – again, no details on how this will be accomplished. He makes a big stink about the shortage of meat packer competition but as I already showed, that is a result of his beloved Big Government. Furthermore, Trump, Sid Miller and Thomas Massey have been making progress on this already and lawsuits were filed YEARS ago. Clayton Tucker is not a lawyer so he has zero power to do anything about this either.
Wow! That’s a LOT of BIG issues that Clayton Tucker thinks he can solve as Ag Commissioner. Before you believe a word of any of it, remember that he is 35 years old and still lives with his mommy because he can’t “solve the problem” of being a grown man and taking care of himself yet.
He sounds like a seventh-grade girl running for class president and making a bunch of very stupid and impossible-to-keep promises to try and get the dummy vote: “I promise to reduce your homework! I promise to lower the prices in the vending machines! I promise we’ll have pizza day TWICE a week in the cafeteria!”
LOL. What a clown.