About a month ago, local socialist plonker and fake grass farmer Clayton Tucker was telling us the world was about to end because of plastic.
In terms of Tucker Time, that is ages ago, because now he is already on to telling us the world will end because of data centers and has forgotten all about his plastic hysteria.
But a funny thing happened this morning.
I read an article on the SOURCES of these microplastics, and the data may surprise you!
Where Do Microplastics Come From Anyway?

It turns out TIRES are a MUCH bigger source than I had imagined!
In other words, the more you drive, the more you spew tire particles into the air.
Now, who do we know who is driving around non-stop for no reason at all? Who do we know who just bragged about driving over 30,000 miles in the last five months – about FIVE TIMES more than a normal driver?
Oh yeah…THIS buffoon!
I mean, it’s one thing for a long-haul trucker to drive 80,000 miles a year and release tire particles into the air. He is actually doing something useful like delivering food, building materials, medicine, etc. Things people actually NEED.
Clayton Tucker, on the other hand, may as well pump 1,500 gallons of gasoline into a bathtub and set it on fire. That would actually be BETTER for the environment than driving around in circles for thousands of miles just to spew the words “monopoly” and “oligarch” to a dozen senile old farts at a taco stand.
He’s also doing it in a hybrid truck that weighs about two tons and thus chews up tires even faster. Actually, more like 2.2 tons since Izzy the Baby Beluga is always in the passenger seat.
Classic. Just like Al Gore chiding us on fossil fuels while he flies around in a private jet, so does the socialist half-wit spew microplastics into the air at a rate that is FIVE TIMES the national average.
It’s safe to say that Clayton Tucker is literally poisoning you with his tires while complaining about microplastics on the Internet. What a complete douchebag.