Fake rancher Clayton Tucker has claimed to be a “fifth generation rancher” for many years now. He has also claimed to be a farmer, but has never grown a single vegetable or fruit on grandpa’s property. These are facts.
He has been driving around in circles in Texas for about six months now, wasting thousands of gallons of gasoline and screaming about how food prices are too high…
Believe it or not, the dork on Comrade Clayton’s left with the black cowboy hat is an even BIGGER fake cowboy than Comrade Clayton himself! His name is Kyle Rable and he doesn’t even bother to post a FAKE occupation on his bio. He just sponges off the names of his parents and grandparents and says he comes from a long line of “hard working” people. He’s also STILL in school dicking around at his age – avoiding honest work, clearly. Also no mention of what he studies in school. So, no job and a joke degree. Very much like his buddy Comrade Clayton right next to him!
Here are some facts for you bozos:
Things that DON’T lower food prices:
- Driving all over the state in a hybrid wind-up toy truck with a fat chick.
- Posting pictures with other useless, unemployed bums on Bluesky.
- Going to pizza parties in Austin.
[Holy shit! A dozen unemployed bums showed up for free pizza?!? They must really be true believers! Weird how Comrade Clayton didn’t have this at one of the six or seven pizza places right here in his hometown to support the local restaurants. Or better yet, why not do a bbq with his OWN BEEF he supposedly raises???]
Things that DO lower food prices:
Increasing your cattle herd and thus increasing the supply of beef out there.
So which one of these things does Clayton Tucker the “fifth generation rancher” choose to do? Does he choose to roll up his sleeves and take advantage of the FREE LAND, FREE EQUIPMENT and supposed FREE KNOWLEDGE of the four generations of fake ranchers who came before him? Does he try to make something of all the FREE SHIT he was handed and never had to work for at all?
No, he does not.
Instead, he prances around Austin at “pizza parties” paid for with the money he grifted from little old ladies. He wears gay hats and hangs out with radical, left-wing antifa faggots.
How do I know they are radical left-wing antifa faggots? Well, just look at the hat that fat bearded dork is wearing:
It says “ACAB” – which the antifa clowns paint everywhere. It means “All Cops Are Bastards”
THAT is the type of commie, far-left, radical douchebags that Clayton Tucker surrounds himself with. Losers and bums, just like him.
Even MORE hysterical is the red XXXXL t-shirt that Izzy the Baby Beluga is wearing right next to him. It says “reasonable workload / fair compensation” and has a power fist symbol in the middle. Clearly some kind of union reference. The irony is, of course, that Clayton Tucker very likely pays her $0 for all her wasted time on his campaign, as we discussed months ago.
Then again, we still have NO IDEA how Clayton Tucker is spending all his grifted money because he has STILL NOT FILED a spending report with the proper agencies!