“Sugar in the gas tank,” “standing like a lady with birthing hips,” “his boyfriend pegged him last night” – these are all worthy and accurate comments. I wish I’d thought of them first.
What started the insult fest was this less-than-heterosexual pose and ridiculous Canadian tuxedo in a photo from his latest ten-hour-roundtrip wheel spinning excursion….
The reactions were swift. Apparently I’m not the only one who thinks that perhaps Clayton is light in his loafers, and also a total moron and a fraud:
To be clear, him being a homo is the least of his problems. I’d be friends with 1,000 homos before I’d be friends with ONE America-hating socialist cunt like Clayton Tucker.
In fact, he’d probably get some slack if he finally came out of the closet. It would certainly explain why he’s 35 and has never been seen with a female (besides his beard Kristi Lara). As it is now, he just looks like a BIGGER loser for living with mom, having no real job AND not getting a girl.
How about it Comrade?? Why don’t you just come clean already. I guarantee you your Dad already knows this just from watching your antics over the last 30 years. You wear a purse and drove a Chevy Equinox, for fuck sake!!
