Well, well, well.
Our local grifting goatwanker must have gotten a tap on the shoulder from either Jim Hightower or Ken Doll Scudder. Somebody with a little bit of brain must have realized FINALLY that it was going to be WAY TOO EASY to disprove that lie. In other words, that meanie Lampasshole was 100% right all along.
Not too long ago, he was RANCHER, RANCHER, RANCHER on all his social media. Twitter, Bluesky, and all the many others….
They must have told him that his “I’m a rancher” bullshit was going to be impossible to prove when it comes to qualifying as an Ag Commissioner Candidate.
So what can he do? Change it ALL to “FARMER”!!
BAHAHAHAHAHA!!
DANCE, you fucking monkey!!
Now, WHY would this dipshit take the time to go through ALL his social media and waste time making such an apparently small change?
Because he (or someone in the doomed campaign) finally realized that I’m 100% right and he would never survive a challenge to his qualifications. Thus this ham-handed pivot to another lie.
As a reminder – here are the qualifications, and Clayton Tucker meets NONE of them.
I laid it all out five months ago.
BREAKING NEWS: This Is The Post Where I End Clayton Tucker’s 72-Hour-Old Candidacy With Kill Shot.
Seeing as how the filing period ends in five days and I just sent a certified letter to Ken Doll Scudder demanding all of Comrade Clayton’s paperwork, this sure is suspicious timing for Clayton Tucker to switch his profession from “rancher” to “farmer.” Of course, he is NEITHER of those things, but I’m guessing he’s going with “farmer” so he can say he “grows grass” as proof. LOL.
Here is the letter Ken Doll Scudder will receive in a few days….
To: Mister Kendall Scudder
I am writing to request a copy of Clayton Tucker’s application for Agriculture Commissioner, his petition, and other paperwork including any and all supporting material proving he meets the requirements of the office he seeks.
Section 141.035 states that an application for a place on the ballot, including an accompanying petition, is public information immediately on its filing.
To be eligible for the Texas Agriculture Commissioner position, a candidate must have been engaged in the business of agriculture for at least five of the 10 years prior to their initial term, or have worked for five years in a state or federal position related to agriculture, or have owned/operated qualifying farm or ranch land for at least five of the 10 years prior to their initial term and be participating in a federal farm program in the year of their election. The qualifications are detailed in Section 11.005 of the Texas Agriculture Code.
It is my belief that Clayton Tucker fails to meet these basic requirements and is thus disqualified. I believe this due to a multitude of social media posts by him over the past 6 years (which I have documented and saved), the fact that the “ranch business” was not registered as a corporation with the state of Texas until December 21st of 2023 (only two years ago), a lack of property ownership by Clayton Tucker and lack of W2s or any proof at all he has been “engaged in the business of agriculture” beyond some photo shoots with goats.
The IRS has very clear rules on the difference between a “hobby” and a “business.” It is my opinion that Clayton’s feeble ranching/farming claims constitute a “hobby” and are nowhere near meeting the threshold for “business” – thus negating his candidacy. He has admitted MANY times publicly that he makes no money “ranching.”
In addition to Clayton Tucker’s petition and candidacy application, I am requesting any and all documents submitted by Clayton Tucker to support his claims of “engaging in the business” of agriculture for at least five of the 10 years. This includes any W2s, tax records, business records, employment records, property tax papers, or similar documents.
Thank you for your attention in this matter. I look forward to a prompt response.
Oh, and the “rancher” STILL hasn’t sold that poor little pet cow he said was ready to go over two months ago.
What a complete and utter ignoramus. What a maroon.