Time for another “Ask a Fake Dummy Rancher”
Dear Fake Dummy Rancher,
You have babbled a lot lately about “removing plastic from your mom’s house” but your actions belie your empty words. For instance, your plastic bucket here instead of a metal one. Or your plastic temporary fencing that you claim to “mend” all the time….
Fake Dummy Rancher responds:
“I’m not familiar with the word ‘belie.’ I’m just a fake dummy rancher who lives with his mother at age 35.”