This has to be THE MOST ABSURD pile of lies and horseshit ever concocted by Clayton Tucker about himself. It’s like he took every lie about himself and then turbocharged it for this moron blog author. I was in stitches reading this thing.
Here are some highlights – with the most ridiculous one first:
BAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!! Wrong on both counts, you numpty.
You were born and raised in Georgetown, an only child who was doted on, sent to college (paid for by parents at $80,000), and lived a comfortable upper-middle-class life. Dad AND mom both worked (mom for state gov) so you didn’t want for anything.
In fact, when you graduated, you galivanted around Asia on your parent’s dime, with a fancy camera likely bought by your parents, pretended to be a “world traveler and author” on mom and dad’s dime and you STILL LIVE WITH MOM at age 35 while not being gainfully employed.
But yeah, no silver spoon there!!
You were also NOT born with a steel wrench in your hands. Long-time readers know EXACTLY how ‘tarded you are with tools. We all saw how you “fixed” your tractor that one time, used the wrench incorrectlyand then held up a nut and called it a bolt! LOL. Yeah, you’re a real grease monkey, alright.
Then there is THIS huge pile of bullshit…..
No, he didn’t “work abroad to learn firsthand about multinational corporations.” He babysat Chinese toddlers for 9 months and then quit…
And no, he didn’t “come home and go back to the ranch” – he even admits that HIMSELF in this stupid blurb!!!
No, he came back and “worked” for a Bernie Sanders, communist splinter group called “Our Revolution” from about 2016 until roughly mid-2020 when he started to invent the fake rancher persona during Covid.
That was AFTER he was a fake cowboy, by the way.
So he graduated college around 2013, returned to Lampasas around 2016, and was STILL a commie Bernie Bro dork organizer (not a rancher) in 2019 and 2020.
So NO, he did not “come home and go back to the ranch” – far from it. Lies, lies and more lies.
More to come….