Well, he’s finally gone off the deep end. I guess having Izzy the Baby Beluga drive him around to “events” where he stands up in front of 12 people and yammers aimlessly has finally fried a wire in his pea brain and made him think he’s a celebrity….
“Happy I was able to make it to my home county” – like he’s some wildly successful celebrity or businessman or something. BAHAHAHAHA. Like he left little Lampasas and became a huge success and sensation and now he’s deigning to return and bless us with his presence so the little people can drink in his glory.
BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! Like he’s Matt Dillon in the movie “In & Out” returning to his backwards little small town as a superstar. BAHAHAHAHAHA.
Newsflash, asshole: YOU LIVE HERE! You live in your mom’s house, about 1.5 miles from the VFW where you took this photo!
The truth is, you “make it to your home county” every single night because you live in mom’s upstairs bedroom and have nowhere else to go! BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! Holy shit, talk about delusions of grandeur.
He’s just in SUCH high demand for “speaking engagements” all over the state, he was lucky he could get back here to Lampasas where he sleeps every night.
He’s just SUPER busy with HUGE events like this one where he partnered with a fake cowboy named Kyle Rable.
Wow…just LOOK at the huge crowd that turned up!!
BAHAHAHAHA. I saw some “Clayton Tucker for Ag Commissioner” bumper stickers there, buddy. Shouldn’t you be selling those on your website? Or at LEAST put one on your own wind-up toy truck?
Buffoon.
Oh, and he also thanks the Lampasas Democrat party for being at THEIR Labor Day picnic. Umm, moron – YOU are the chairman of the Lampasas Democrat Party. YOU throw that stupid bbq every year, remember? LOL. It’s the same one you have NEVER EVER brough any RX Ranch meat to, because you are not a real rancher. It’s YOUR OWN PICNIC, you dunce!
Here is a photo from last year where you strolled around with a foofy Starbucks coffee after bashing “big corporations,” you mook:
So, so, so busy! So busy, in fact, that he hasn’t had time to post on his Shitstack in 2.5 months. That’s the site where he tells us all about his “water wars” fights against the “billionaires.” LOL. Hilarious!
