I’m starting a new feature. It’s called “Ask a Fake Dummy Rancher” and I’ll be running it now and then with questions I deem important and which outlines the failures of leftism and socialism.
For example:
“Dear Fake Dummy Rancher, if the far-left policies of California are so awesome, why are businesses and voters leaving there in droves and coming to Texas. Didn’t you tell us Texas is a shitty state being run into the ground by the GOP?“
What’s your answer to that, fake dummy rancher??
“Dear Fake Rancher Dummy, why do you still live with your mother at age 34 1/2 when there are LOTS of cheap places out there for rent? Are you too scared or incompetent to live alone?“
“You’re running out of excuses, momma’s boy. What’s the deal??”
