Oh No! Not Instagram!!!

Fake rancher and real socialist Clayton Tucker is getting a hard-on over some Instacrap stats or something. Just like a teen chick!

Not the first time the fake rancher got all excited about Instagram either. Look how excited he is about 1000 fake friends! If he spent as much time at a REAL job as he did fucking around on social media, he wouldn’t still be living with his mom at age 34 1/2….

Wow. That’s super scary, all right! Not as scary as THIS, however….

Democrats facing crisis as more than 2M voters leave party in four years: analysis

How did all those Instagram followers help you last week when it came time to re-draw the Congressional district map? Oh that’s right. You got curb stomped hard and then tossed in the dumpster. As usual.

You go ahead and keep getting excited about fat, blue-haired freaks pushing a “like” button on social media, little guy!

Zero chicks left for the rest of us.

When it’s time for the actual votes to be cast and counted, you will be all the more stunned when the actual VOTER ROLLS have swung by two million voters AWAY from the party of crime, illegal invaders, welfare fraud and tranny bullshit.

Then we will point at you and laugh as your eyes glisten and well up with tears. We will ridicule you as you run back to mommy’s house and wail and cry “But Mom! WE had more Instagram likes! How is this possible!!!

Tool bag.

Is it too early to start speculating what Comrade Clayton will do when this Ag Commissioner thing blows up in his face early next year? I think he’s even getting tired of the FAKE ranching bit. I think he’ll beg his buddy Ken Doll Scudder to hire him for some bullshit, make-work job with the state democratic party.

If they ever raise any money, that is.