This has to be one of the more bizarre photos from Comrade Clayton’s doomed campaign for Ag Commissioner – a position he is extremely unqualified to hold…
That photo looks like they just walked out of a football stadium bathroom where Clayton and the dork on the right ran train on the old guy in a bathroom stall – and he forgot to tuck his shirt back in. Clayton has a huge smile because he finally got laid and Jim Hightower looks like he’s going to be sick.
[That’s former Ag Commissioner Jim Hightower (in the middle) who is about 12o years old and apparently also 5 feet tall. His Ag Commissioner term ended in disgrace 35 years ago when a bunch of his aides were were convicted on bribery charges related to procuring contributions to Hightower’s reelection campaign from seed dealers who were subject to the department’s oversight. Clayton Tucker is apparently his catamite and has been for a LONG time]
Much like Clayton Tucker himself, Hightower has (1) never been seen in the company of a wife or girlfriend and (2) is a fake rancher who went straight into government work after college:
… [Hightower] later landed a spot as a management trainee for the U.S. State Department. He received a Bachelor of Arts in government from the University of North Texas in Denton, where he served as student body president. He later did graduate work at Columbia University in New York City in international affairs.
In the late 1960s, he worked in Washington, D.C., as legislative aide to U.S. Senator Ralph Yarborough. In 1970, Hightower co-founded and worked at the Agribusiness Accountability Project in Washington, D.C., which resulted in two of his early books.[3] After managing the presidential campaign of former Senator Fred R. Harris of Oklahoma in 1976, he returned to Texas to become the editor of the magazine The Texas Observer.
The tall guy on the right is J.D. Scholten, a failed baseball player who lives in Iowa and represents District 1 of the Iowa State House. J.D. has several failed campaigns for higher office under his belt, just like Comrade Clayton.
He also exudes a very “Tim Walz” vibe and likes to attend Pete Buttplug rallies:
Why is an Iowa state legislator palling around with these two muppets in Texas – a state he doesn’t even represent? I’m sure I don’t know. But J.D. is running against Joni Ersnt for U.S. Senate next year, so he will soon have the hat trick of three failed campaigns – just like Clayton Tucker!! So they have that in common.
Oh, and they both like handling wieners:
Jody from Wayzata is a typical moron Tucker supporter: a transplant from Minnesota who feels the need to bash Texas rather than return to her shitty, Somali-infested hellhole of a state. She’s also dumb enough to think both of these guys are “real ranchers” lol.
Hey dummy, Scholten is a paralegal. He doesn’t even claim to be a FAKE rancher!
Why do they ALL look like this?!
Better be careful, Jody from Minnesota! With teeth like those, the fake rancher Clayton Tucker might try to load you into his wind-up truck and bring you home for guard duty over his goats with the other donkeys.