Back from vacation! Let’s bash the dummy seal to kick things off.
Apparently, far-left socialist runtling (and fake rancher who owns no land) Clayton Tucker has latched onto “Billionaire Bootlickers” as his catchphrase for his doomed run for Texas Ag Commissioner.
He’s used this phrase many times. But as usual, it makes no sense and gets everything backwards.
You see, billionaires do not lick any boots. They get their boots licked.
In fact, one of Comrade Clayton’s bestest buddies, Jasmine Crocket.…
…whose asshole Clayton has licked publicly on numerous occasions…..
…is HERSELF well-known for licking the boots of billionaires. Here she is with Alex Soros:
She also took a MILLION BUCKS from disgraced fraudster and jailed billionaire Sam Bankman-Fried. Money she NEVER RETURNED even after SBF was convicted of defrauding and robbing thousands of poor saps. In fact, former billionaire Sam Bankman Fried gave a pile of money to the Texas Democrat Party as well!
Oh, and lest we forget, Comrade Clayton HIMSELF traveled ALL the way to Houston towards the end of the Kamala Harris debacle to go see filthy-rich, liberal Beyonce. That would be the concert where she stood everyone up. LOL.
Beyonce is worth very close to a billion dollars herself. I guess we don’t count her? Oh, and Kamala Harris blew $1.5 BILLION in four months just to get her ass kicked all over the place – and Comrade Clayton supported her 100%. He sure didn’t care that she had $1.5 billion back then!
He was a “loud and proud” member of “White Dudes For Harris” if you’ll recall…
So just to clarify the pecking order and where Comrade Clayton stands within that order:
Alex Soros > Jasmine Crockett who publicly licks his boots > Comrade Clayton who publicly licks Crockett ass.
So by the transitive property, Clayton Tucker licks the ass of a billionaire bootlicker. Ouch. How does it taste, you fanook?
Maybe he should shut his mouth about licking billionaire boots when he clearly does far worse? Just a thought.