Just when I thought my second-hand embarrassment for this fake rancher couldn’t get any worse…
Go to the 15 second mark if you REALLY want to hear some fake bullshit.
“Fightin lahk hell, to get this seat!”
It’s only fitting though, that a fake rancher should talk with a fake accent. I love the super gay, garish, Elton John glasses and hat too! He’s trying to convince us he’s TEXAS ya’ll! The hat says so!!
Of course, he spent a good portion of 2022 flying a Ukrainian flag on his mother’s house, where he still lives. Nary an American flag OR a Texas flag to be found anywhere.

If you want to know what this pasty-white, doughy, soft, upper-middle-class, spoiled only child REALLY sounds like, listen to him as he holds his Big Bird doll a few years ago when he was a full-on Bernie Sanders tard….
Look At This Fucking NERD! (December 2021)
Or you can listen to a video from just 7 months ago, before he went full Southern-fried scrotum:
So sad and hilarious. He never changes. It’s the same kind of bullshit he pulled in 2020 when he moved his fake cowboy hat around his mom’s bedroom as needed while doing videos: