Of course, Comrade Clayton doesn’t bother to mention HOW MUCH “funds” he is “donating” for the recent floods. It could be $112 for all we know. But it allows him to truthfully say he’s “helping his neighbor,” which he has certainly TALKED a lot about recently but has never actually DONE in the last 14 years that I’ve been around.
All it took was me shaming him a few times [HERE, HERE and HERE] and he realized how stupid he looked talking the talk but not walking the walk. He also knows I’ll never stop bringing it up for the next year. So he is doing the right thing but for the wrong reason. Plus it might be only $112, but it’s better than nothing, right monkey? Plus, it’s not his money anyways. It is from the old ladies he bilked recently.
First I made him change his website due to libeling Sid Miller. Now, I made him donate to a cause he would have never thought to donate to. I wonder what I can make the dancing monkey do next!
Dance, you monkey! Dance!!
