Wait, I Know The Solution To This One!

The fake farmer with zero employees is worried there will be no cheap slave labor from Guatemala to pick the non-existent crops on his fake farm!

Ah. So these farmers have a labor shortage? I seem to remember someone spouting a solution to that not too long ago. Who was it? Hmmmm.

Oh yeah…

Just tell your farmer buddies to pay a “decent” and “livable” wage with better benefits like you have been blabbering about for months every time you repeat your “FDR second bill of rights” nonsense on your “speaking tour.”

In Donna, Texas (where this story took place), about 35% of the population lives below the poverty line. So just pay them more, right? That IS what you said less than two years ago.

Personally, I don’t care if there is no one to pick the okra, tomatoes and lettuce. I don’t eat that shit anyways. Here is last night’s dinner:

I’ve got another one of those fuckers in the fridge ready to go on the smoker tonight. All praise M&M Butcher!!!

Biggest waste of farmland is growing shitty lettuce and leafy greens. Give me more beef, pork, and chicken.

The U.S. has MILLIONS of 20-something and 30-something losers sitting around mooching off of mom and dad with no real job. They can go pick the vegetables after the greedy farmers pay a “decent” and “livable” wage. Cutting off all the welfare to the able-bodied would be a good start.

Look, I found one already!