Lampasas’s most famous goldbricker is on the road again. The kid who can’t spare a moment to feed a guard dog to protect his pet goats wasted seven hours or more to travel to a taco joint to ‘speak’ to a roaring crowd of….maybe 14 old farts? I don’t know. Only one person RSVP’d on his website and he hasn’t posted any photos yet. Must have been a bust.
Lemme guess what the “excellent information” was: “Billionaires are stealing from you! We need to rise up! Power to the people! People over profits! Down with the oligarchy. Blah, blah, blah. Global warming. Blah blah blah. Big Ag!!”
Does that about cover it? LOL. I can just see Comrade Clayton with his tiny fist in the air in the back corner of El Taco Jalisco II screeching in his soprano register while eight or ten old farts are trying to order some salsa and chips. BAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
“Looking forward to seeing where [sic] the future holds for him“?? Seriously? This is it. This IS the future – he’s already almost 35 years old. LOL. He’s not like some promising college student who’s setting the world on fire and the world is his oyster. No, no. He’s a stay-at-home-son waiting for mom and dad to die so he can have a free house. THAT’s the future. It’s a big, empty space. He will live in his dead mom’s house, protest dumb shit that doesn’t affect him and then die alone one day. Probably sooner than later considering all the Covid shots he’s taken.
If you want to see his future, look at Stephanie Fitzharris’s gay buddy Garry:
That’s his future. Without the kid.
Oh, and Comrade Clayton will do it all again tonight by wasting like EIGHT hours round-trip traveling to Rockport. LOL. Guess he’s going to miss his “coyote patrol” timeslot yet again!
Oh well. On the PLUS side, he has a lot fewer animals for mom to feed while he’s away than he did a couple weeks ago before the Great Coyote Goat Massacre of 2025:
