Just more fallout from the Great Coyote Goat Massacre Of 2025 when Comrade Clayton was so shaken that he repeatedly contradicted all his previous statements in his comments sections about being a fake rancher.
Nothing new here – but it’ll look pretty silly if/when he runs for office next year….
Not to mention all the bales of alfalfa he has filmed himself feeding the pet goats – which clearly do not come from grandpa’s ‘ranch.’
Tough to keep all the lies straight, I reckon.
Speaking of running for office, he was asked about it point-blank by one of his octogenarian sycophants. So far he has refused to answer…
Just admit it already, Comrade. Stop being so coy.