“No Time To Feed a Dog!”

But TONS of time to travel 9 hours round-trip to Galveston to yell “power to the people” and repeat the word “oligarchy” twenty times to a bunch of old ladies who are super lonely and have an IQ of 82. I guess that “coyote patrol” will have to wait.

So, is this the “job” that doesn’t pay a salary or is this the “campaign” that hasn’t been declared yet? I’m confused, Comrade!

Save some babes for the rest of us, Harold Chasen!!