Reminder:

Now that May is almost over….

…the fake rancher dummy who decided to go into goats because of “global warming” wants to let you know that May is “Beef Month.”

I’m not sure why the kid who raises pet goats wants you to know this. Perhaps so you can go buy some beef from real ranchers like Bison Cove or Winters Beef? I don’t know.

[And by “go into” goats, I mean take pictures of them and then oversee their early demise at the hands of vulturebuzzards, parasites, coyotes and dog maulings.]

So what month is “National Goat Month?”