We have a new contender for Retard Video Of All Time. It’s right up there with the “How to Improperly Use a Wrench to do Fake Repairs” video, the “Blue Kote Versus Blue Note” video and of course, the Collin Allred “Dummy Talking While Nobody Listens To Him” video…my favorite.
The newest addition to the group:
#1 – Didn’t you switch to goats because you just KNEW all this heat and drought was coming? So you should be happy – why are you crying like a bitch?
#2 – ONE DAY of freak 105 temps is not a “massive heat wave,” you clown – temps go right back down to normal the rest of the week.
It’s called “weather” – a few years ago, I remember very well we didn’t have our first triple-digit day until August. Weather is variable and wild. It’s not a fake, gay, predictable computer game you play on your iPhone.
#3 – The data you are whining about being removed has ALREADY been restored. It was restored before you even made this video. Proving how ill-informed you are once again.
#4 – You are not a farmer.
#5 – “We need information to see heat waves and drought coming” – that already exists, you moron. It’s called a “weather app” (free) and also The Farmer’s Almanac (costs some money but worth it). The Almanac already predicted a hot and dry summer. Plan accordingly. Maybe think about getting hay instead of driving all over Texas doing those 14-person “Oligarchy Tours,” lol.
End of lesson.