Dear God…

…PLEASE let these be Pfizer shots. Thank you. Amen.

Pfizer Vaccine Linked to Higher All-Cause Mortality Rate Than Moderna Shot.

Pfizer Covid Injection More Deadly Than Moderna, Likely Due to DNA Contamination — Study

New Analysis Shows Pfizer & Moderna COVID-19 Vaccines More Likely To Cause Serious Adverse Events Than Prevent Hospitalization

Pfizer, Moderna Shots More Likely to Cause Serious Injury Than Reduce Risk of COVID-Related Hospitalization

This might be the first example in my life where morons actually fuck up their own lives with their ill-informed actions instead of mine. Well-deserved, too.