Holy shit. He’s actually going to do it. It’s like watching one of those videos where a moron is mentally debating doing something totally retarded that will result in injury and you watch him slowly make up his mind to do it. Then this happens…
That massive spark and corpse falling to the ground is emblematic of Clayton Tucker’s future run for Ag Commissioner.
I, for one, cannot wait to bear witness to that debacle and to hand over about a dozen documented lies that Comrade Clayton has made over the last five years. Anything to keep a commie far away from holding any office in Texas.
Here is what he wrote in his latest Shitstack….
Some may say it’s time for a shake-up in the Texas Department of Agriculture. I know many of the folks I met in Amarillo are tired of the puppets parading as politicians we have in Austin (& DC). I know I am.
I’ll wrap up with this. During the Panhandle Dems meeting, I told folks that we are in the age of oligarchy. But this isn’t the first time we’ve been here. Each time, progressive populists found the backbone within themselves to rise and speak out against the oligarchs and their cruelty.
Those horribly cruel oligarchs! Taking our money we freely hand over for services and goods like Amazon, Tesla cars, Apple iPhones and other tech shit. The horror!! Making our life a little better during the free exchange of money for goods and services. Just awful. We should try to be more like Cuba or North Korea, clearly.
Yes, just LOOK at all the Amarillans shouting and clamoring for a shake-up at the Department of Agriculture!! There must be at LEAST 14 of them in that city of 250,000! Incredible!
That guy on the left I circled sure looks engaged reading his phone. The rest of them look so old and decrepit that I wouldn’t even count on them being alive by November 2026. They’re like “who is this clown yammering during our happy hour here?”
I’m sure the county that went to Trump by almost a 3-1 margin is just dying to elect a socialist to a state office nobody cares about. Truly, Comrade Clayton has his finger on the pulse of the electorate!