That’s it. He has jumped the shark. He can’t even get any more ridiculous and retarded than this “petition” right here on his Texas Commie Caucus website….
Relentless storms? Fuck, we haven’t had a decent rain out here since January 29th, you muffin head.
He asks, nay DEMANDS, that storms (which storms? What defines a storm?) be named after ‘oligarchs’ (define oligarch) who are “bringing about” all the “climate chaos”!
Wait, so you want to blame Elon Musk for that thunderstorm that blew through town and knocked over your shitty, homemade goat shed? LOL. A year ago you were sucking Musk’s cock for “saving the planet” with all his electric cars (total bullshit narrative, but YOU believed it!) and now you want to name some lightning and thunder after him as a kind of weird “punishment” like some retarded, superstitious tribe in the Amazon that still lives in the Stone Age and sacrifices goats to bring more rain?
BAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!
That is about 5 layers of absurdity. You can also throw in the fact that there is no way in a million years this petition will EVER result in any kind of action being taken by anyone. EVER. Even Comrade Clayton HAS to know that on some level. Like, who do you even demand this of? The national weather service? Congress? The World Meteorological Organization?
No, this is the pointless yelling at clouds by a very frustrated and envious little boy. I would suggest that he needs to get laid but with a barn full of goats, he probably does that weekly. I think it just boils down to uncontrollable envy and a desire to lash out at the world and punish everyone else for his many, many shortcomings.
Just like his hero, Robert Reich….
This is the action of an underemployed loser with WAY too much time on his hands. If he was a normal person with a job, wife, kids, a mortgage and responsibilities, he wouldn’t have time for dreaming up foolishness like this.
Fact #1 – emissions from rich countries matter little in the 21st century. About 80% of emissions this century come mostly from China, India and Africa…not “oligarchs.”
Fact #2 – private jets are one of THE worst polluters on a per-capita and per-mile flown basis. Guess who recently spent $250,000 flying around all over to preach to trust fund dorks and $670-per-ticket Coachella attendees?]
Whoops!
What an absolute clown. What’s the next useless, impossible petition? Demanding that you grow four inches so you can be average height like everyone else? LOL. Good luck with that.
Of course, Man Bun Beebe signed it. The lone retard (unless you count my “Holden Cox” signature!)
