RX Ranch About To Offer “Cuddle Time” With Cows and Goats? Typical Rancher Stuff.

Well it seems Lady Clayton has caught the eye of yet another less-than-heterosexual suitor!

Oh my. Getting hot and heavy over at RX Hobby Ranch! Well, it IS springtime and love is in the air!

How do I know which way Martin swings? Well, just look at him:

Plus he posts really gay stuff like this….

Martin is supposedly an “educator” but he must not teach anything real like biology or science. Otherwise he’d know that pretty much EVERY animal on earth spends their entire day either hunting for another animal to rip apart for food or trying to hide so it isn’t ripped apart for food. There are most definitely BILLIONS of instances every single day of animals killing each other in a most violent manner:

Only a gay guy would post such ridiculous kumbaya shit about animals.

Plus, he is a hard-left commie kind of democrat. So, definitely gay.

I just hope that when Clayton, Martin and a random goat are cuddling in the barn in post-coital bliss, that Clayton doesn’t let it slip where all the adorable wittle cows and goats on “his” hobby ranch eventually end up (supposedly).