For most normal people, the name “Pete Buttigieg” will quickly be forgotten as anything other than a chest-feeding, paternity-leave-taking DEI hire who fucked up nonstop for four years and then faded into obscurity.

But for local socialist and fake farmer Clayton Tucker, Mayor Pete is a genius and a source of brilliant ideas who should be listened to forever!

Oh, I get it! Let the same corrupt assholes who allowed hundreds of billions of tax dollars to disappear down a rat hole on their watch stay there even longer and “look for waste and fraud.” Fantastic! Let the exact same incompetent foxes guard the henhouse another four years!
Mayor Pete and Comrade Clayton are SO smart!!