It’s that time of year again! Local socialist Clayton Tucker edges ever-closer to middle-age yet still resides in his mother’s attic – tightly grasping her apron strings and afraid to face the real world.
Wow! Disconnected from social media for “most” of an entire day! Incredible!
[He must be getting pretty impatient waiting for Mamaw to pass away so he can move into that free “ranch house” out there. Reminds me of Prince Charles waiting about 30 years for the queen to die. Also, if I’m 94 years old, I’m going to eat REAL ice cream and whatever the hell else I want, and if my doughy, pasty retard grandson tries to push any fake ice cream on me, I’d knock him into next week.]
Seems like just yesterday I was mocking him for being 32 years old and living with mom….
Socialist Bum Celebrates 32nd Birthday Still Living With Mom
My how time flies! He better hope he finds his own place to live before he runs for Ag Commissioner or he’s going to look pretty sorry to a LOT more people.