I’m starting to lose track of how many REAL ranchers have barged right into Lampasas and started selling meat right in Comrade Clayton’s backyard. They don’t whine about “Big Ag” monopolies or fuck around putting cute little cowboy hats on their cows to take pictures of, or any of that jackassery.
No, they just pop up on Facebook and plant their big meatflag right in Comrade Clayton’s driveway. If he had a wife, they’d basically be barging right into his house to bang her while Clayton watched, helpless as someone else’s Big Meat has their way….
I wonder if the continuing failures of RX Ranch in Lampasas have anything to do with him giving Nazi salutes? Nah. Probably the fact he STILL hasn’t managed to offer so much as a single hamburger on his website that took a year to make…despite the fact he has claimed to be a “fifth-generation rancher” for many years now.
Shit, I think this is like the fourth or fifth REAL rancher that his planted their meatflag in Tucker territory. They just stomp in here and bitch slap him!
First there was Barnard Beef who rode in and provided prime beef to the school district. That would by the Lampasas School District – the same one Nazi-saluting Clayton Tucker LIED about trying to help out financially.
Then there was the Bison Creek dude who planted his meatflag at the Lampasas Farmers Market – which is literally about 800 feet from Clayton’s mom’s driveway, where he lives.
Local Rancher Selling Beef At Local Farmers Market On Town Square.
Then there was the cool dude named “Farmer” who just strolled in a jammed another meatflag into Comrade Clayton’s turf…..
Attention Fellow Carnivores And Real Men: Local Rancher Selling Meat.
I think there was another guy, too but I’m too lazy to look it up.
Amazing how all these guys manage to run a business and provide beef while Nazi-saluting Clayton Tucker over at the RX Ranch and Future Petting Zoo For Kids Who Can’t Read Good is wasting his time admiring the Nazi salutes of Elon Musk!
