Remember when you were a kid and you got an Easter basket (unless you are a muzzie) with all that green plastic fake grass shit in there? After you grabbed all the obvious candy bouncing around, you would go through the plastic grassy shit over and over hoping to find those last one or two jellybeans or Hershey’s kisses you missed the first five searches?
That’s me on Twitter the last 48 hours. I am so scared to miss one of these AWESOME jellybeans, that I just keep searching my feeds repeatedly.
Some jellybeans are awesome, like this one from that turbocunt JoJo from the shit hole state of New Jersey:
THAT was a tasty jellybean. I would have been upset had I missed that one!
They were all trying to act so cool on Monday, lol. “Oh, I don’t care! I can last four years! Four years isn’t that long! I’m patient! I just won’t watch TV!”
Serenity now! Serenity now!
Then 18 hours later they’re losing their fucking minds! BAHAHAHAHAHA!
To wit:
Trump firing the moron woman in charge of the Coast Guard. Trump ordering all the fag flags and BLM flags removed from every single federal flag pole. Trump freeing the J6 hostages from jail. Trump rescinding EO 11,246 and torpedoing affirmative action bullshit. Trump signing the Laken Riley Act. Trump ordering all DEI offices closed immediately. Trump rounding up illegals at schools and food banks and tossing them out on their ear. Trump ordering 1,000 troops to the Mexican border. Queef Olbermann having daily meltdowns. Rob Reiner locked up in an asylum somewhere. Trump ordering the federal government to investigate DEI at “institutions of higher education with endowments over 1 billion dollars.” Trump revoking security for that twat John Bolton. Trump finally trying to get rid of birthright citizenship (will go to courts).
Oh, and Trump dancing with swords. DANCING. WITH. SWORDS!
Soooooo many jellybeans!!!
AND IT’S ONLY DAY #3!!!
