Truly exhausting work, it must be. Opening the boxes on the most expensive phones in the marketplace and then “configuring” said phone by pushing some buttons and stuff. Probably took half the day!
Naturally, Mary Poche needed the absolute BEST phone and TOP engineering for typing out those emails explaining to the local newspaper why her failings were all my fault.
So since I supposedly chased off Poche and Erin doesn’t want to hire a new Nerf jobber just yet, can I get that iPhone you bought her? I’ve been foolishly buying Sumsung phones to save money the last 14 years. I figure I earned a super-duper $1,500 phone for all my free research work for the City and LEDC. I’ll take the free plan you all get too. Save myself another $1,500 per year. Thanks!
BONUS MATERIAL: problems with the shitty elevator again? Problems with the no-bid, overpriced $96,000 A/V system that started this whole blog in 2018? What the hell is a “Project Specialist Analyst”?? Sounds Nerf jobby to me! We have some ORRs incoming, Becky!!
So wait, the $17,000 they spent on the “elevator maintenance contract” didn’t do the trick?