Happy January 6th! What A Glorious Day!

We wish you a merry Sixth-mas, we wish you a merry Sixth-mas….

HAHAHAHAHA!!

Many people may be looking at today as a shitty day. It’s colder than Carol Doughty’s tit outside, many of us have to get our asses up early to take the kids to school, it’s dark and cold and shitty.

But rejoice: today Kamalbla has the distinct privilege of certifying Donald J Trump’s landslide victory over her – also known as her ass kicking. You just know she got shithammered last night on cheap wine….

It is also the four-year anniversary of when Capitol police antagonized a group of peaceful protesters by firing tear gas into their faces and murdered an innocent woman. The feds had at LEAST 26 undercover agitators in the crowd that day (yes, that has been admitted). Once Kash Patel takes over the FBI, we will hopefully see some heads roll…including Liz Cheney for her part in the circus called the “Jan 6 Commission” wherein she tampered with witnesses and committed other crimes.

Remember when shitlibs like Bruce Haywood thought Trump was going to go to jail for “insurrection”? LOL!

Bonus joy: Trump will be sworn in two weeks from today and shitlibs like Bruce Haywood and Carol Garner Doughty are going to absolutely lose their minds.

Double bonus joy: commie scumbag (and love child of Fidel Castro) Justin Trudeau is expected to resign in a few days, thus giving our brothers to the north some respite from his insane shitlib policies.

Triple bonus joy: Trump will be pardoning all those January 6th “insurrectionists” very, very soon.

HAPPY JANUARY 6th!!