Somewhere in Puerto Rico There Is A Doughy, Pasty 34-Year-Old Joto Who Lives With His Mom Yelling “Arregla La Maldita Red!”

That means “fix the damn grid!” in Spanish. His name is something like Claytonito Tuckerasto….

Must be all the damn greedy Republicans running the island who fucked things up.

There were zero outages that winter. Or any other one after the 2021 upgrades to our grid. A grid weakened by pinwheels and green morons.

Oh wait…

Puerto Rico is run by “progressives” – which is the fancy, modern term for “scumbag socialist.” The very same party that Clayton Tucker belongs to here in the United States.

Grade A moron.

Shitlibs ruin every single thing they touch. These socialists are all weak men who failed at everything they tried in the real world. So they go into politics filled with envy and incompetence while looking to make someone pay for their own failures, which is not a good combo.

Many of them are also physically short, weak and doughy.

See: Greg Casar, Bernie Sanders, Clayton Tucker, etc.