It is quite embarrassing to be in a family restaurant like Country Kitchen this morning and enjoying a delicious breakfast, but then pop a massive, bulging erection for everyone to see because of the headlines showing up in your feeds…
BAHAHAHAHAHA! Happy Holidays, cockfags! Now hit the street, dork. No severance for you. Learn to code.
With any luck, they’ll be unable to pay their heating bills this winter and freeze to death. The most hilarious part is these same assholes were BRAGGING three months ago about how much money Kamala had in the bank. They wouldn’t shut up about it!
Then Kamala handed tens of millions of dollars (collected from suckers like Stephanie Fitzharris and Clayton Tucker) to billionaire/millionaire celebrities who don’t need it and she STILL LOST THE RACE by a mile!
BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!! HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!
Now they’re all getting stiffed. Not only did they lose their minds when Trump won, they are now losing their jobs and savings.
It is to laugh.
The Golden Age of Trump has begun! Nothing but awesome headlines and joy for those of us who aren’t retarded shitlibs.
Here are some more awesome “stocking stuffer” headlines heralding an early Christmas for all of us to enjoy:
Trump hasn’t even officially taken office yet, and everything is looking up.
Remember shitlibs: you have FOUR MORE YEARS of this!! BAHAHAHAHAHAHA. I hope you all get mocked and ridiculed at Thanksgiving tomorrow by an awesome uncle or cousin who is a Trump voter. You deserve all of it.