Tyson +350 To Win By KO/TKO? Yes Please.

Are we living in the fucking 1980s again, or what?!?

Trump just crushed Biden, which is like Reagan crushing Carter back in 1980.

America is shaking off the bullshit and finding their pride. I seriously keep hearing awesome 80s songs everywhere I’ve gone in the last week. I was in a hotel bar in Dallas last Sunday and they were cranking Van Halen and Motley Crue. It’s some kind of omen.

And now Iron Mike is fighting some faggy YouTube twat?

I didn’t even realize this fight was happening until yesterday. I thought the old man had some medical event on an airplane or something a few months ago and the fight was off forever.

But with Trump winning in a landslide, it is clear to me we are BACK on an awesome timeline where it is the 1980s again – the greatest decade in American history.

Ergo, we HAVE to take Iron Mike to knock this pussy out at +350. Mike is 58 years old now. He can’t dance around the ring all night with this fairy. He will need to put his fist into the back of Jake’s head and end it with a KO – and a +350 payday.

It’s either that, or the pussy wears Mike out and wins by decision. One or the other. I’m voting with America. I’m voting with Trump. I’m going with the ear-biting maniac at +350.

We’re back, bitch.