King Pussyfag Jimmy Kimmel Cries On TV Over Trump Win. My Cup Runneth Over.

BAHAHAHAHAHAHA! Keep em coming. I want to see DeNiro and Bryan Cranston cry, too. Also Rob Reiner is supposed to set himself on fire.

Emotional Jimmy Kimmel Chokes Up As He Gives Trump Voters 1 Huge Reality Check

Are there any doctors out there who can tell me how many hours is too many hours to have a non-stop erection? Because I am going on about 42 hours right now. Yeah, it’s hard to take a piss in the morning but still totally worth it.

Here is a list of some of the assholes who have promised to leave the country if Trump won. I’m fine with all of them going except for Fauci. He needs to go on trial for crimes against humanity and then hanged publicly if found guilty by a jury of his peers.

1. Alec Baldwin

2. Whoopi Goldberg

3. John Legend

4. Chrissy Teigen

5. Rob Reiner

6. Barbara Streisand

7. Cher

8. Nancy Pelosi

9. Hillary Clinton

10. Megan Rapinoe

11. Tom Hanks

12. Amy Schumer

13. AOC

14. Lady Gaga

15. Taylor Swift

16. Bill Gates

17. Jane Fonda

18. Madonna

19. Mark Ruffalo

20. Kim Kardashian

21. Bruce Springsteen

22. George Clooney

23. Hunter Biden

24. Oprah

25. Robert De Niro

26. Samuel L Jackson

27. Miley Cyrus

28. Travis Kelce

29. Bobbi Althoff

30. Rashida Talib

31. Stormy Daniels

32. Dr. Anthony Fauci

33. George Soros

34. Diddy

35. Eminem

36. Ellen DeGeneres

37. Sean Penn

38. Sharon Stone

39. Ashley Judd

40. Tommy Lee

41. Bryan Cranston

42. Billie Joe Armstrong