Merry Trumpmas, everyone!!
Remember like 72 hours ago when all the shitlibs ACTUALLY BELIEVED that Collin All Red was pretty much tied with Cruz and Kamala was going to win Iowa? Some severe mental retardation was on display:
LOL. Of course, Polymarket never bought that shit for a second. The wisdom of crowds prevailed over the “experts,” as usual. I have to wonder why any political campaign pays one penny for those “expert” polls when Polymarket does a better job for free.
“Allred really has a chance! It’s neck-and-neck!”
Final results: Ted Cruz wins by 10 points. I think my favorite part of Cruz’s victory speech was when he thanked that moron Chuck Schumer for wasting $100 million in Texas, thus allowing the GOP to steal other senate seats all over the country and massacre the shitlibs across the board.
If only Comrade Clayton had made more stupid “political ad” videos for Collin. If only Comrade Clayton had driven to a few dozen more 12-person rallies and meetings of tiny county democrat parties to “organize” everyone and get them fired up. If only he’d done more silly-assed Zoom calls and roundtables and done more “grassroots” organizing to “empower” rural lefties…
If only he had wasted even more time posting commie drivel on Twitter over the last six months, then maybe Collin All Red would have won.
Nah.
To all the chumps on PredictIt who kept the Kamala markets inflated and gave us an easy arbitrage against Polymarket prices, I say this: thank you for redistributing your wealth into my pocket. I’ll see you at the midterms, suckers!
