REAL ranchers are hustling every day and reminding their customers the weather is turning cool so it’s time to buy some meat for CHILI! They go to markets and take orders on their websites…
FAKE ranchers drive hours away to say “hi” to a communist loser who is about to get stomped like a narc at a biker rally by Ted Cruz…while simultaneously wearing a hat that says “Harris/Waltz” on it – two more commies losers who are now being blown out by 20 points.
When All Red, Waltz and Harris all get destroyed and humiliated in a few weeks, it will not even faze Comrade Clayton one bit. He won’t be tearing his hair out like Bruce Haywood, Carol Garner Doughty and Grady Lucas will be. He won’t be losing sleep over it. That’s because Clayton Tucker has been surrounded and immersed in failure and losing for so long, it’s all he knows. He’s like a fish surrounded by water all the time – he just takes it for granted as the natural state. It is his native environment.
Whether it’s Robert Francis O’Rourke losing multiple times, Roland Gutierrez, Bernie Sanders for president, Chris Perri, Julie Oliver, or Clayton’s own three failed campaigns for office, he is very practiced in the art of losing. All Red, Harris and Waltz are just three more feathers in his dunce cap. And over the next year or two we’ll get to see Comrade Clayton fail yet again when he runs for Ag Commissioner.
Comrade Clayton’s love affair with Tim Waltz has even MORE connections! It turns out that Tim ALSO likes to make videos of himself fucking up basic things that every “rural” guy should know…
That would be the “manly” and “agriculture guy” Tim Waltz who just made a fool of himself by not being able to load his own shotgun during a staged “pheasant hunt.”
Oops. Very reminiscent of Comrade Clayton making the famous Tractor Repair Video where he didn’t know how to use a wrench then held up a nut and called it a bolt.
Oh – and Tim Walz was also recently credibly accused of grooming 14-year-old boys and taking them to rock concerts AND over to China – where the “age of consent” laws are quite lax, I’m told. Comrade Clayton spent some time in China too! He was “teaching” kindergarteners!
All the more reason for Comrade Clayton to love him! I told you they had a lot in common!!